ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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