I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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