I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
