Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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