From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Randomize
