i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Come see our sink grown plant.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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