is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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