He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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