It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
do herpes really smell.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize
