idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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