Quick, to the slutcave!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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