the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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