Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
