Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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