Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Are we still banned from the library?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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