i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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