Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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