trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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