That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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