I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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