i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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