I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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