I think my vagina is haunted
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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