I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
You've changed since you got that strap on
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
