We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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