North Korea, Best Korea!
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
whose ass print is on the piano?
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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