4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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