I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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