she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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