What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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