Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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