Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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