Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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