I want to stick my p in your. b.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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