BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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