I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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