Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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