My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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