Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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