Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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