We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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