so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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