You surviving the open bar?
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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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