So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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