Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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