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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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(916): View more from California

Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award

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(432): View more from Texas

then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.

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(518): View more from New York

...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?

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(585): View more from New York

he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again

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