I'm drive I can fine osifer
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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