real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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