This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Randomize
