so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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