Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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