Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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