i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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